Her tone of voice makes it sound like making salmon is as exotic as scuba diving off the coast of Australia
When she heard Papa’s voice, she could not think: He is a prisoner. I am an employee of Hurrem Sultan. She simply thought, Hide, hide, HIDE!
“I didn’t eat nuts! I ate a salad! Who puts nuts in salad?”
Challenges in marriage are normal
I was never fond of those girls who are all like, “My family is nuts and mortifying and I have braces and ohmigosh, my life is so hard”
“See me as your wonderful, beautiful daughter and leave my struggles with weight for me to deal with when I’m older”
I paste on a huge, fake smile. “I… have to go now, guys. I have something going on… It was great seeing you, though!”
The greeneh were poor — but products of a noble past
It wasn’t hard to guess where the anti-Danny vibes were coming from, but Danny said Tefillas Haderech and tried not to mind