Dear Seminary Girl, They’re going to tell you to drink. Because of the heat, they’ll say. Because the sun here is different. It’s true. The sun here is different. You should drink. There are other truths. Truths that won’t be elucidated as clearly. Like the fact that soon, or at the end, or at some
Dear Customer, I have a secret to tell you. I couldn’t share it when you were in my jewelry store the other day, because I wanted to make a sale. But now that you left without buying anything, I’ll tell it to you. You and your husband were looking at my display of
D ear Fellow Mothers, Who’s on your mishloach manos list this year? Friends, teachers, rabbanim, coworkers. We package ourselves up in cellophane and ribbon and send this little representation to people who fit our status. Then we look at our children, run down the class lists, and prod them to choose the “right” friends
