Jr. Feature
No, this was not a normal event. Why would the army call up reservists on Yom Kippur?
Jolly Solly
“Why don’t you join our family? We have a large succah, and you’re more than welcome.”
Story Time
"I can smell pirates from a mile away. Do you know how much the queen pays me for each pirate head?”
Double Dance
Her mother brushed away a single tear. “I know, but it hurts me so much that Devory would do this to you”
B.A.N.G Gang
"I know you: You’re the lads who saved my Tiddles. There’s no way you’re thieves"
Jr. Feature
The prisoners bore the brunt of the guards’ hunger and anger. Soon the prisoners resorted to eating anything that moved
Once upon a Story
Well, it didn’t take long to figure out that no babysitter would take me
Once upon a Story
Maybe they were just dehydrated — they should go drink some of Mommy’s lemonade and they would stop seeing things
Street Smarts
“‘What are you doing in Tel Aviv with no money?’ I asked him. I have strong intuition, so I knew this fellow needed a little hadrachah, not just a ride
What I Reaped
On Succos, we gather our crops, reflect on our harvest. In life, we gather our experiences, appreciate what we’ve gained
Street Smarts
My driver thought for a minute, then pulled out his phone and called a boy from Los Angeles and announced that he had a girl for him
What I Reaped
On Succos, we gather our crops, reflect on our harvest. In life, we gather our experiences, appreciate what we’ve gained
Street Smarts
“Do you know whose briefcase this is?!” he asked the driver. “Rabbi Hershel Schachter is the Baba Sali of American Ashkenazim!”
Street Smarts
He was about to accuse me of chutzpah for trying to fit that oversized load into his car, and insist I pay extra for my cargo. I braced myself.
