Light Years Away
“There is no rachmanus in my heart for girls who try to change the subject and evade the issue”
Windows
“Sorry,” said the friendly, helpful, knowledgeable sales rep. “Four-year-olds don’t wear navy leather shoes anymore”
Outlook
Making a religion less demanding decreases both its meaningfulness and its attraction
Dream On
“A broken leg is not exactly life threatening. It sounds like they have everything under control. Why do they need to bother you?”
LifeTakes
When I couldn’t smell the besamim, I curled up in my bed and waited for death to come
Step It Up
No one ever told me you could do teshuvah just like that